The Corn Palace!!

Why in the name of all that is holy would I go to Mitchell SD?

Work. 

But once I was there, I discovered a treasure: The Corn Palace. 

I'll admit, initially I HOPED it would be a massive structure completely made of corn... but that would be gross. Imagine the mice, birds, the feces. 

No, the Corn Palace is just a gym or community center covered in murals made out of corn. Which is still way cooler than anything those hipsters with the oiled beards have come up with the RiNo district. 

Overweight suburban white guy paradise. I was only missing 6 kids screaming at the top of their lungs. Hence, my smile in the photo above.

What do they call a Diet Mountain Dew round these parts?

POP.

Here are the photos:  FETCH YES