Sunday, October 02, 2016

Tex-Mex Unicorn Breakfast Chili

Not only is today the Conference of Generals, it has become: SUPER DEATH EATER BREAKFAST SUNDAY!!


Step 1: 
I went to the communist grocery mart at Knockturn Alley and purchased a package of Tom Riddle's 90/10 ground Unicorn meat which I squeezed out of a tube into my frying pan. After adding many secret spices from Yaxley's Five-and-Dime I tossed in a tub of green chilies fire roasted by the Dude Who Must Not be Named procured from Macnair's Emporium.  Allow to simmer for 10 mins.

Step 2:
Scrambled eggs from Nott's cage only Farm and added more of the special secret spices along with aged Mexican 3-cheese blend from LeStrange Dairy. Cover with the foil of despair until ready to eat.

Step 3:
Re-hydrate and brown potato hash. Season with British malt vinegar from Scorpio's Bazaar while adding more secret spices and Vegaline-Saxon spray for flavor.

Step 4:
Press your scraper into the unicorn tattoo on your right forearm and fling any excess food onto the ceiling while exclaiming: Morsmordre!


You are now ready to "Eat"