Thursday, September 29, 2011

Moneyball

I saw this movie last weekend and thought I'd pitch my statistically irrelevant 2 cents on it.

After walking out of the theater I had one word stuck in my head: Quiet.

Yes, this movie has a subdued, quiet feel to it. Very introspective and digestible, but not in some arrogant fancy-pants art-house way. Just as it hypes up the romance of baseball, it smacks those notions to the ground with immediate brute force. But that's the point of Moneyball, stats triumph over mystique, guts and intuition. Its like counting cards, but with baseball players and the stats they can deliver... and the Yankees represent beating the house.

If you don't know diddly about baseball, I'd recommend reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Oakland_Athletics_season to get a sense of the historical context of the season and what was happening. One thing the movie is strangely silent on, is the pitching staff that was lights out that year with Zito and Tejada. I'm guessing the pitching story-line was ignored to save time to focus on Billy Bean, David Justice and Scott Hatteberg.

The acting was well done and Brad Pitt was great in this role. As usual, what pushed this film from good to great (for me) is the score by Mychael Danna. It truly captured the emotion of the protagonist and the pensive nature of baseball. Danna also scored 500 Days of Summer and I'm becoming a fan of his work.

Of course, being someone who works with data to find answers (how vague is that!?), I loved the stats and analytic approach to baseball. But the heart and soul of this movie was its story about a man facing his demons and never giving up. And like most of us, he still hasn't won everything and has plenty of critics. There is no perfect happy ending, but the satisfaction of the journey and personal growth. So now that I've made it sound like going to see this film is a religious experience, get your knees and pray for forgiveness that you haven't seen it yet. Perhaps the cruel gods of baseball who favor the Yankees so much will not smite you.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

THAT'S CRAP!

Chief Karlin: Why are you watching the Broncos Mr. Fletch?
Fletch
: I like men. I like to be manhandled... I like you. 



Yep. That about sums it up. We got manhandled last night. The bullies came to town last night and we played their game. I'm going to up and die if I see another penalty for a week. Outside of 10 happy seconds with a punt return from the second coming of Ed McCaffrey, this game was total CRAP. 


Years ago after my senior season as an offensive lineman, I considered checking into a Battered Lineman shelter. Why? I had a wonderful but painful coach who would consistently scream: THAT'S CRAP!! (among other things). If he was watching the game last night, I bet he fainted from screaming.


What was most disturbing about our beat down? The linemen. They got MANHANDLED and I could hardly bear to watch by the end. Can't run, can't stop the run = CRAP. Perhaps my old coach needs to get in the locker room, question the manhood of those guys, tell them they are disgracing the family names on their jerseys and see if they respond. 


Orton is still the guy, but: COME-ON MAN! HANG ONTO THE DANG BALL! 

I don't even want to go into work today. Just disgusting. And now I give you Moon River in honor of last night's game:

Friday, September 09, 2011

Brother Duncan

Great news for Donuts lovers in Denver! Brother Duncan is planning to bring his donuts to the Mile High market.

http://www.bizjournals.com/denver/news/2011/09/08/dunkin-donuts-eyes-return-to-denver.html

But isn't Denver a healthy city? Would we really embrace a mass proliferation of fried pastries upsetting our healthy Rocky Mountain high? Here is a list raking the top 10 best and worst cities in American in terms of health. http://www.bestplaces.net/docs/studies/healthy.aspx


Top 10 Cities with Highest Healthiest Cities ScoresTop 10 Cities with Lowest Healthiest Cities Scores
1)San Jose, CA1)New Orleans, LA
2)Washington, DC2)San Antonio, TX
3)San Francisco, CA3)Cincinnati, OH-KY-IN
4)Seattle-Bellevue-Everett, WA4)Cleveland-Lorain-Elyria, OH
5)Salt Lake City-Ogden, UT5)Orlando, FL
6)Oakland, CA6)Columbus, OH
7)Sacramento, CA7)Detroit, MI
8)Orange County, CA8)New York, NY
9)Denver, CO9)Las Vegas, NV-AZ
10)Austin-San Marcos, TX10)Indianapolis, IN


I'm predicting a drop out of the top 10 if we embrace this pastry invasion. However I will be more than happy to pick up an occasional Boston Creme. Heck, during my mission in Boston, it was a sin not to have a dozen on the table during district meeting.

Of course, anyone who really knows Dunkin realizes this is about coffee not donuts. But I don't have a horse in that game. Perhaps if they start offering medical marijuana doughnuts they can dominate the market and put Starbucks out of business. After all, weed is #1 in Denver with more dispensaries than Starbucks. I guess Mile High no longer refers to just altitude. http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/heavy-doses/2010/01/05/medical-marijuana-stores-outnumber-starbucks-in-denver/

Thursday, September 08, 2011

Catching Fire

This evening El Burr was getting ready for bed and came down to the kitchen to inform the Boss that she could not wear her new PJs. 

WHAT?

She then produced a yellow tag that was on the clothes with this warning:


Naturally, she interpreted this to mean if she wears these PJs she is going to catch on fire. Fortunately, we didn't laugh too much, calmed her down and she is now sleeping in her high-risk PJs. A special thanks to lawyers everywhere who help us sleep better at night.