- I can speak better than butter without margarine. See: Psalms 55:21
- My 7th Grade science teacher claimed we had Kip Winger's desk encased in glass in the basement of the school.
- I've released two techno albums under the group known as Biscuits n Gravy.
- Twice I have received thongs as gifts.
- My teachers used to think I was disturbed because I'd doodle people with swords stuck in their mouths on my homework.
- I've nearly been shot for carrying an Uzi with a ski mask on.
- My first car accident was caused by a goose on a dirt road.
Did I mention "7" is the perfect magical number?
MWHAAHAHAHahahahaah... ah-ha.
4 comments:
I like the statue connection to #4. Remind me again which two people gave you the thongs.
#5. I remember the sword mouths. Good times.
#6. I remember hearing about the Uzi tale. Where's the video?
#7. I seem to remember mom having a very hard time believing your "goose" story. Did she ever come around?
How did you learn about your first-ever award, and who gave it?
I don't have access to the Uzi video, and sure it no longer exists.
The goose is for real. Iron Mike Carrington said as much in front of the judge in court. I can still feel the burning shame licking up against my cheeks.
I was nominated by a professional baker for the award. See the first comment to the post before this one.
Hahahaha! You are truly a hoot! Kip Winger!
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