Facepalm Sunday

First of all, this has nothing to do with last minute shopping. Yesterday I took the kids to church and made it to the start of the Sacrament when a struggling CoCo decided to start telling the whole congregation to: "nooooOOOOOO!!! LET ME DOWN! LET ME GO!" So I took her out to the foyer so she could be loud. Many other Sundays I might try to read books, play games, look at paintings, etc. to get her to calm down. But she was on one; running around, turning the lamp and lights on and off, driving the rest of the people nuts. And I didn't have the energy to chase her down. All I could do was put the palm of my hand in my face and groan.

That is Facepalm Sunday. Here is my favorite Captain showing us all how its done.

That was me in the foyer. Then its off to Sunday School. The Gator won't go, starts pitching a fit in the sharing time room. I am a pathetic and horrible parent. Picard shows me the way again with more feeling.

Then a friend commiserates with me in the hallway as I try to figure out a way to handle the situation. 

 Finally, if you can't even get through the third hour...

The Best of the Blood Moons

As you know, I have a strange affinity for the end of the world or TEOTWAWKI. So naturally the BLOOD MOON exhibited in the heavens last night got me searching the internet for signs of the impending Apocalypse. Here are some scary looking graphics that may both enlighten and shock you.

Yep. That's what happened last night. No so scary eh? But what about this? 

Yes. There will be more BLOOD MOONS than what was seen last night. Check this out. 

 You will note that the 2014-15 stuff is the prelude and the second confection in 2032-33 will signal the real end... in step with what I predicted earlier (April 6, 2033).

If you are not sweating bullets yet, taste this!

Don't blame me for the complexity of celestial engineering. According to the website where I found this, here is what the chart means. http://slumz.boxden.com/f610/tetrad-of-blood-moons-2-full-solar-eclipses-and-2-partial-solar-eclipses-all-in-2-years-2058912/

"April 15th will mark the first of 4 blood moons all occurring on Jewish holidays in 2014, and 2015. If you imagine this picture as a timeline of a war between the sun and the moon, where anytime there is a blood moon, the sun wins a battle, and anytime there is a solar eclipse, the moon wins a battle. Very ancient religions view the moon as a source of evil energy, and the sun as a source of positive energy. You can see that there will be a very wild war between the sun and moon coming these next two years, but the sun will prevail and fully eclipse the moon 4 times, while the moon will fail in two of its attempts to eclipse the sun.

Ancient religious texts including the bible, and the old testament, all point towards events like these signalling the end of days and the time of the revelations. We now have videos of animals fleeing Yellowstone, the ring of fire is going crazy with earthquakes, Palestine is requesting to join with the world leadership, Israel is pushing for strikes on Iran.... Overall the level of chaos in this world right now is quite significant.

The sun will win the war with the moon, but surely the damage done throughout this time period will be catastrophic, and I wish all of you the best of luck, and I send love and peace to everyone of you, as I can a$sure you all, even those of you who refuse to believe any of this, that you will be witnessing some truly awe inspiring and mentally damaging global events. Judgement is upon us all and in 12 days, the war begins."

Laugh if you want, but the end is near. I hope you get everything done in the next 19 that you care about. And yes, the Illuminati are to blame for all of this.