The Drinking Game for Mormons

Thanks to Megan, I now have a fantastic idea to implement for the next session of General Conference. Before the start of the Mo Tabs singing, have the following on hand:

1. Several chilled 2-liters of full bodied, caffeinated soda or whole chocolate milk - in honor of the heroin laced variety they sell at the BYU Creamery. 
2. Shot glasses for all participants.
3. Table near the TV for pouring in rapid order.
4. Volume at maximum, sub-woofer at full capacity for the bass pedal notes.
5. Bonus - Eat 1 tater tot with each shot

Each time you see the following during the music, take a shot. 

• Anyone not Caucasian
• Anyone mouthing "watermelon"
• The conductor
• The organist
• Anyone singing with their eyes closed
• Add your own rule

This is stupid, but then that's exactly the point. Have fun and keep it all down and off the carpet.