As winter gives way to spring, I recently determined it was time to take the Lizard on a final ski trip for the season. Since I've already spent way too much on this elitist sport this year, I wanted to take the affordable route. A colleague recommended Ski Cooper as an affordable family resort and it fit the bill perfectly.
I'm almost reluctant to tell the 3 people who read this blog about it as word may spread, but I flatter myself. Ultimately, I maintain this blog for posterity, amusement and the KGB, so I will share a few details of the trip.
Ski Cooper is located about 10 mins north of Leadville off Highway 24. Since I was traveling for work already, we stayed at the Super 8 in Leadville the night before. Very basic hotel, can't control the temperature in your room, thin walls, ghastly empty carbs for breakfast, but clean and comfortable. It is wonderful to have a 10 minute drive before hitting the slopes.
Lift tickets were $45 for adults and $23 for kids. Rentals were $15 for adults and $13 for kids. I threw in a helmet for the Lizard as my boss gave multiple death threats if I did not procure one for her. All told, the bill for lift tickets and rentals for one day came out to $91 bucks. I paid $95 for just a lift ticket for myself earlier at Steamboat. The price got my day off to a great start.
Better than the price, the runs were perfect for kids. As a blue skier who usually avoids blacks, this place would get boring on my own, but the modest slopes were just challenging enough for younger skiers. I'd say in general, the greens were very easy and the blues like an advanced green at a larger resort. Lines were non-existent, runs were not crowded and the light coating of fresh powder was wonderful. In the morning, the falling snow was beautiful against the sun. It was like being inside an enormous lighted snow globe.
Sounds like a perfect day? There was some drama. It was very windy and COLD. The Lizard packed the wrong gloves and her poor hands were freezing after the second run. She was ready to throw in the towel and go home. While fidgeting with one of the gloves on the lift, it fell along with the sky. I wound up taking her to the ski patrol lodge at the top of the mountain while I searched for the lost glove to no avail. I then went back up the mountain and told her I would go get some different gloves at the lodge. So off I went again, and after blowing more money on gloves, goggles, a face/neck gator and hand warmers, we got back on the slopes. The Lizard was a hit with the ski patrol and they were sad to see her go after consuming all their hot chocolate and cookies. A now toasty Lizard proceeded to carve up the mountain even daring some jumps and bravely dusting off a few wipe-outs.
Couldn't be happier with my day on the slopes and some quality time with the Lizard. The season ends this year on April 4, so it will have to wait until next year for another trip. http://www.skicooper.com/
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Spring Cleaning
I've accumulated a bunch of items to air out as we celebrate the rites of spring (not Stravinsky style http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rite_of_Spring). So, no riots please. I'm not that shocking.
Things I'm done with, PART 2
A. Couples Retreat - This pushed the PG-13 limit but was hilarious. The Yoga scene nearly put me in tears.
B. Tron - I went back and watched the old one and actually enjoyed it. There is something almost timeless in the near-black and white footage.
C. 2012 - Ridiculous. - Yes, that sums up the movie.
D. Bambi - Yes, I'd never seen it and I was shocked to find out Bambi was a boy.
Predictions
I. Syracuse will win the tournament.
II. Smokie will loose to Jacob, Jack will take over and the alternate future will segue into another series based on Lost characters, ala Private Practice (that name still sounds wrong).
III. Congress will be forced to start using the health care system they put in place (after the people's victory over martial law with the use of bear spray).
IV. Clash of the Titans is going to be a bad movie, but make a ton of money. Same thing on Iron Man 2. (I really hope I'm wrong).
V. The Cavs will win the NBA title this year. My Nugz will get bounced in the 2nd round of the playoffs. (once again, I really hope I'm wrong.)
VI. Brady Quinn will become a great quarterback in Denver - Why? Anything Josh wants to do... he'll do. And making BQ a top notch QB is just a fact of reality we have yet to discover. After all, Josh seems to do whatever he wants, except win in December. But that was Brandon Marshall's fault... and Tony Scheffler. Gotta get rid of the bad locker room guys. So yes, McMastermind is poised for a stellar year!! - OK that was all crap. I'm predicting a 4-12 season. I've lost all hope. Get me some Al Davis sweat suits and perpetual blackouts. Perhaps the dawn of spring (and a stellar draft) can renew my hope.
Restaurant
California Cafe, Park Meadows Mall - With a menu that changes seasonally and a classy, quiet atmosphere, this is one of my favorite places to take the boss for dinner. I've never been disappointed with anything I've tried. Here is a brief summary of my last outing:
Things I'm done with, PART 2- March Madness - Kansas, you suck. BYU, "it must have been love, but its over now." My brackets lie bloody on the hardwood. But only because I didn't use my Nostra-fletch-a-damus skills on them. My real prediction will follow.
- Female Angst Flicks/TV - Stuff like the Nanny diaries, Step mom, the Duchess, Lifetime TV in general, the Bachelor, HGTV...
- Kids failing to do homework or making it impossible to get to school on time. Enough said.
- Anything too doughy. (I know, that means I should be done with myself. Har har).
- "He saw that the works that his own hands had wrought under the sun was all vanity and vexation of spirit - and not even for any profit!"http://scatteredchristians.org/UnderSunVexation.html I will not elaborate on this unless severely prompted to.
A. Couples Retreat - This pushed the PG-13 limit but was hilarious. The Yoga scene nearly put me in tears.
B. Tron - I went back and watched the old one and actually enjoyed it. There is something almost timeless in the near-black and white footage.
C. 2012 - Ridiculous. - Yes, that sums up the movie.
D. Bambi - Yes, I'd never seen it and I was shocked to find out Bambi was a boy.
Predictions
I. Syracuse will win the tournament.
II. Smokie will loose to Jacob, Jack will take over and the alternate future will segue into another series based on Lost characters, ala Private Practice (that name still sounds wrong).
III. Congress will be forced to start using the health care system they put in place (after the people's victory over martial law with the use of bear spray).
IV. Clash of the Titans is going to be a bad movie, but make a ton of money. Same thing on Iron Man 2. (I really hope I'm wrong).
V. The Cavs will win the NBA title this year. My Nugz will get bounced in the 2nd round of the playoffs. (once again, I really hope I'm wrong.)
VI. Brady Quinn will become a great quarterback in Denver - Why? Anything Josh wants to do... he'll do. And making BQ a top notch QB is just a fact of reality we have yet to discover. After all, Josh seems to do whatever he wants, except win in December. But that was Brandon Marshall's fault... and Tony Scheffler. Gotta get rid of the bad locker room guys. So yes, McMastermind is poised for a stellar year!! - OK that was all crap. I'm predicting a 4-12 season. I've lost all hope. Get me some Al Davis sweat suits and perpetual blackouts. Perhaps the dawn of spring (and a stellar draft) can renew my hope.
Restaurant
California Cafe, Park Meadows Mall - With a menu that changes seasonally and a classy, quiet atmosphere, this is one of my favorite places to take the boss for dinner. I've never been disappointed with anything I've tried. Here is a brief summary of my last outing:
- Appetizer - Beef Carapaccio. Lean, tender. Not the best ever. It was a good start.
- Entree - Porchini and Pork Belly Pizza. Probably one of the 3 best pizzas I've ever been blessed to eat. It was stunning, don't let the name freak you out - ITS BACON!!!
- Desert - Butternut Squash ice cream on a warm gingerbread cake with toffee chips. - I'd actually pass up chocolate for this. It was a revelation.
- http://www.californiacafe.com/
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Captian Crunch Mouth
This morning Jeff texted me that he was suffering from an acute case of Captain Crunch mouth after 3 delicious bowls. Jeff – I feel your pain. Sadly, I’m all too familiar with this affliction. My days at the MTC were riddled with it. If only Clark Griswold could come up with a nutritive mouth varnish that could “seal and coat” the mouth and prevent the Captain Crunch from scarring it.
If you don’t know what Captain Crunch mouth is, see this thread: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080313041912AAfoBdq
While I love Captain Crunch, I’ve nearly given it up
for this reason. I don’t want to wait for the “Soggies” to make it safe to eat. But this got me to thinking, what is the greatest the American classic cold cereal? Before I give my top five, I think some history on cold cereal is in order (thanks Wikipedia, o fountain of easy indisputable facts):
“Breakfast cereals have their beginnings in the vegetarian movement in the last quarter of the nineteenth century, which influenced members of the Seventh-day Adventist Church in the United States.[4] The main Western breakfast at that time was a cooked breakfast of eggs, bacon, sausage, and beef. The first packaged breakfast cereal, Granula (named after granules) was invented in the United States in 1863 by James Caleb Jackson, operator of the Jackson Sanitorium in Dansville, New York and a staunch vegetarian.
Breakfast cereals were considerably more convenient, and, combined with clever marketing, they finally managed to catch on. In 1877, John Harvey Kellogg, operator of the Battle Creek Sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan, invented a biscuit made of ground-up wheat, oat, and cornmeal for his patients suffering from bowel problems. The product was initially also named "Granula", but changed to "Granola" after a lawsuit. His most famous contribution, however, was an accident. After leaving a batch of boiled wheat soaking overnight and rolling it out, Kellogg had created wheat flakes. His brother Will Keith Kellogg later invented corn flakes from a similar method, bought out his brother's share in their business, and went on to found the Kellogg Company in 1906. With his shrewd marketing and advertising, Kellogg's sold their one millionth case after three years.
The 20th century
In the 1930s, the first puffed cereal, Kix, went on the market. Beginning after World War II, the big breakfast cereal companies – now including General Mills, who entered the market in 1924 with Wheaties – increasingly started to target children. The flour was refined to remove fiber, which at the time was considered to make digestion and absorption of nutrients difficult, and sugar was added to improve the flavor for children. The new breakfast cereals began to look starkly different from their ancestors. As one example, Kellogg's Sugar Smacks, created in 1953, had 56% sugar by weight.[6] Different mascots were introduced, first with the Rice Krispies elves[7] and later pop icons like Tony the Tiger and the Trix Rabbit.
Because of Kellogg and Post, the city of Battle Creek, Michigan is nicknamed the "cereal city". [8]”
And without further ado, Here are my top 5.
5. HBO – AKA, Honey Bunches of Oats
Tasty, sweet, clusters. Good times, fun nickname.
4. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Sugary goodness to replace toast with a timeless topping
3. Cocoa Crispies or Fruity Pebbles
I used to chant “oh-ho blessed cereal” as I poured milk on this cereal
2. Reese’s Puffs
What other cereal is equally good for desert? A birthday morning special
1. HNC – AKA Honey Nut Cheerios.
To waste this cereal is a sin in my house. Finish the bowl or don’t start at all. It is relatively healthy, with that sweet sugar cereal taste. Best of both worlds.
Honorable mentions:
Life
Cracklin Oat Bran
Captain Crunch, with Crunch Berries
Super Golden Crisp
Marshmallow Mateys
Raisin Bran
G-NUTS, AKA Grape Nuts
So go do your patriotic duty – fill a massive salad bowl with your favorite empty calories and watch some cartoons. For a trip down cartoon/cereal memory lane, visit: http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/26/best-cereal-commercials-ever/
If you don’t know what Captain Crunch mouth is, see this thread: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080313041912AAfoBdq
While I love Captain Crunch, I’ve nearly given it up
for this reason. I don’t want to wait for the “Soggies” to make it safe to eat. But this got me to thinking, what is the greatest the American classic cold cereal? Before I give my top five, I think some history on cold cereal is in order (thanks Wikipedia, o fountain of easy indisputable facts):“Breakfast cereals have their beginnings in the vegetarian movement in the last quarter of the nineteenth century, which influenced members of the Seventh-day Adventist Church in the United States.[4] The main Western breakfast at that time was a cooked breakfast of eggs, bacon, sausage, and beef. The first packaged breakfast cereal, Granula (named after granules) was invented in the United States in 1863 by James Caleb Jackson, operator of the Jackson Sanitorium in Dansville, New York and a staunch vegetarian.
Breakfast cereals were considerably more convenient, and, combined with clever marketing, they finally managed to catch on. In 1877, John Harvey Kellogg, operator of the Battle Creek Sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan, invented a biscuit made of ground-up wheat, oat, and cornmeal for his patients suffering from bowel problems. The product was initially also named "Granula", but changed to "Granola" after a lawsuit. His most famous contribution, however, was an accident. After leaving a batch of boiled wheat soaking overnight and rolling it out, Kellogg had created wheat flakes. His brother Will Keith Kellogg later invented corn flakes from a similar method, bought out his brother's share in their business, and went on to found the Kellogg Company in 1906. With his shrewd marketing and advertising, Kellogg's sold their one millionth case after three years.
The 20th century
In the 1930s, the first puffed cereal, Kix, went on the market. Beginning after World War II, the big breakfast cereal companies – now including General Mills, who entered the market in 1924 with Wheaties – increasingly started to target children. The flour was refined to remove fiber, which at the time was considered to make digestion and absorption of nutrients difficult, and sugar was added to improve the flavor for children. The new breakfast cereals began to look starkly different from their ancestors. As one example, Kellogg's Sugar Smacks, created in 1953, had 56% sugar by weight.[6] Different mascots were introduced, first with the Rice Krispies elves[7] and later pop icons like Tony the Tiger and the Trix Rabbit.
Because of Kellogg and Post, the city of Battle Creek, Michigan is nicknamed the "cereal city". [8]”
And without further ado, Here are my top 5.
5. HBO – AKA, Honey Bunches of Oats
Tasty, sweet, clusters. Good times, fun nickname.
4. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Sugary goodness to replace toast with a timeless topping
3. Cocoa Crispies or Fruity Pebbles
I used to chant “oh-ho blessed cereal” as I poured milk on this cereal
2. Reese’s Puffs
What other cereal is equally good for desert? A birthday morning special
1. HNC – AKA Honey Nut Cheerios.
To waste this cereal is a sin in my house. Finish the bowl or don’t start at all. It is relatively healthy, with that sweet sugar cereal taste. Best of both worlds.
Honorable mentions:
Life
Cracklin Oat Bran
Captain Crunch, with Crunch Berries
Super Golden Crisp
Marshmallow Mateys
Raisin Bran
G-NUTS, AKA Grape Nuts
So go do your patriotic duty – fill a massive salad bowl with your favorite empty calories and watch some cartoons. For a trip down cartoon/cereal memory lane, visit: http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/26/best-cereal-commercials-ever/
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Failure - 30 Punishing Reasons. 13 Keys to Success
Sometimes the truth hurts. Or the wicked taketh the truth to be hard for it cutteth them to the very center. And there shall be weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. Can anyone ponder this list without experiencing a profound sense of inadequacy and shame?
Fortunately, it will be followed with 13 Keys to Sucess. So I'm not just being negative nancy here today.
From Napoleon Hill’s How To Overcome Failure And Achieve Success: 30 Ways to fail.
"Life’s greatest tragedy consists of men and women who earnestly try, and fail! The tragedy lies in the overwhelmingly large majority of people who fail, as compared to the few who succeed.
I have had the privilege of analyzing several thousand men and women, 98% of whom were classed as “failures.” There is something radically wrong with a civilization, and a system of education, which permit 98% of the people to go through life as failures. But I did not write this book for the purpose of moralizing on the rights and wrongs of the world; that would require a book a hundred times the size of this one.
My analysis work proved that there are thirty major reasons for failure, and thirteen major principles through which people accumulate fortunes. In this book, a description of the thirty major causes of failure will be given. As you go over the list, check yourself by it, point by point, for the purpose of discovering how many of these causes-of-failure stand between you and success. (This can and does apply to trading - trading for a living is a business.)
UNFAVORABLE HEREDITARY BACKGROUND. There is but little, if anything, which can be done for people who are born with a deficiency in brain power. This philosophy offers but one method of bridging this weakness—through the aid of the Master Mind. Observe with profit, however, that this is the ONLY one of the thirty causes of failure which may not be easily corrected by any individual.
LACK OF A WELL-DEFINED PURPOSE IN LIFE. There is no hope of success for the person who does not have a central purpose, or definite goal at which to aim. Ninety-eight out of every hundred of those whom I have analyzed, had no such aim. Perhaps this was the…see #3
LACK OF AMBITION TO AIM ABOVE MEDIOCRITY. We offer no hope for the person who is so indifferent as not to want to get ahead in life, and who is not willing to pay the price.
INSUFFICIENT EDUCATION. This is a handicap which may be overcome with comparative ease. Experience has proven that the best-educated people are often those who are known as “self-made,” or self-educated. It takes more than a college degree to make one a person of education. Any person who is educated is one who has learned to get whatever he wants in life without violating the rights of others. Education consists, not so much of knowledge, but of knowledge effectively and persistently APPLIED.
LACK OF SELF-DISCIPLINE. Discipline comes through self-control. This means that one must control all negative qualities. Before you can control conditions, you must first control yourself. Self-mastery is the hardest job you will ever tackle. If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self. You may see at one and the same time both your best friend and your greatest enemy, by stepping in front of a mirror.
ILL HEALTH. No person may enjoy outstanding success without good health. Many of the causes of ill health are subject to mastery and control. These, in the main are: (a) Overeating of foods not conducive to health; (b) Wrong habits of thought; giving expression to negatives. (c) Wrong use of, and over indulgence in sex. (d) Lack of proper physical exercise; (e) An inadequate supply of fresh air, due to improper breathing.
UNFAVORABLE ENVIRONMENTAL INFLUENCES DURING CHILDHOOD. “As the twig is bent, so shall the tree grow.” Most people who have criminal tendencies acquire them as the result of bad environment, and improper associates during childhood.
PROCRASTINATION. This is one of the most common causes of failure. “Old Man Procrastination” stands within the shadow of every human being, waiting his opportunity to spoil one’s chances of success. Most of us go through life as failures, because we are waiting for the “time to be right” to start doing something worthwhile. Do not wait. The time will never be “just right.” Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.
LACK OF PERSISTENCE. Most of us are good “starters” but poor “finishers” of everything we begin. Moreover, people are prone to give up at the first signs of defeat. There is no substitute for PERSISTENCE. The person who makes PERSISTENCE his watch-word, discovers that “Old Man Failure” finally becomes tired, and makes his departure. Failure cannot cope with PERSISTENCE.
NEGATIVE PERSONALITY. There is no hope of success for the person who repels people through a negative personality. Success comes through the application of POWER, and power is attained through the cooperative efforts of other people. A negative personality will not induce cooperation.
LACK OF CONTROLLED SEXUAL URGE. Sex energy is the most powerful of all the stimuli which move people into ACTION. Because it is the most powerful of the emotions, it must be controlled, through transmutation, and converted into other channels.
UNCONTROLLED DESIRE FOR “SOMETHING FOR NOTHING.” The gambling instinct drives millions of people to failure. Evidence of this may be found in a study of the Wall Street crash of ‘29, during which millions of people tried to make money by gambling on stock margins.
LACK OF A WELL DEFINED POWER OF DECISION. Men who succeed reach decisions promptly, and change them, if at all, very slowly. Men who fail, reach decisions, if at all, very slowly, and change them frequently, and quickly. Indecision and procrastination are twin brothers. Where one is found, the other may usually be found also. Kill off this pair before they completely “hog-tie” you to the treadmill of FAILURE.ONE OR MORE OF THE 6 BASIC FEARS. Poverty, Criticism, Ill health, Jealousy, Old age, Death.
WRONG SELECTION OF A MATE IN MARRIAGE. This a most common cause of failure. The relationship of marriage brings people intimately into contact. Unless this relationship is harmonious, failure is likely to follow. Moreover, it will be a form of failure that is marked by misery and unhappiness, destroying all signs of AMBITION.
OVER-CAUTION. The person who takes no chances, generally has to take whatever is left when others are through choosing. Over-caution is as bad as under-caution. Both are extremes to be guarded against. Life itself is filled with the element of chance.
WRONG SELECTION OF ASSOCIATES IN BUSINESS. This is one of the most common causes of failure in business. In marketing personal services, one should use great care to select an employer who will be an inspiration, and who is, himself, intelligent and successful. We emulate those with whom we associate most closely. Pick an employer who is worth emulating.
SUPERSTITION AND PREJUDICE. Superstition is a form of fear. It is also a sign of ignorance. Men who succeed keep open minds and are afraid of nothing.
WRONG SELECTION OF A VOCATION. No man can succeed in a line of endeavor which he does not like. The most essential step in the marketing of personal services is that of selecting an occupation into which you can throw yourself wholeheartedly.
LACK OF CONCENTRATION OF EFFORT. The “jack-of-all-trades” seldom is good at any. Concentrate all of your efforts on one DEFINITE CHIEF AIM.
THE HABIT OF INDISCRIMINATE SPENDING. The spend-thrift cannot succeed, mainly because he stands eternally in FEAR OF POVERTY. Form the habit of systematic saving by putting aside a definite percentage of your income. Money in the bank gives one a very safe foundation of COURAGE when bargaining for the sale of personal services. Without money, one must take what one is offered, and be glad to get it.
LACK OF ENTHUSIASM. Without enthusiasm one cannot be convincing. Moreover, enthusiasm is contagious, and the person who has it, under control, is generally welcome in any group of people.
INTOLERANCE. The person with a “closed” mind on any subject seldom gets ahead. Intolerance means that one has stopped acquiring knowledge. The most damaging forms of intolerance are those connected with religious, racial, and political differences of opinion.
INTEMPERANCE. The most damaging forms of intemperance are connected with eating, strong drink, and sexual activities. Overindulgence in any of these is fatal to success.
INABILITY TO COOPERATE WITH OTHERS. More people lose their positions and their big opportunities in life, because of this fault, than for all other reasons combined. It is a fault which no well-informed business man, or leader will tolerate.
POSSESSION OF POWER THAT WAS NOT ACQUIRED THROUGH SELF EFFORT. (Sons and daughters of wealthy men, and others who inherit money which they did not earn). Power in the hands of one who did not acquire it gradually, is often fatal to success. QUICK RICHES are more dangerous than poverty.
INTENTIONAL DISHONESTY. There is no substitute for honesty. One may be temporarily dishonest by force of circumstances over which one has no control, without permanent damage. But, there is NO HOPE for the person who is dishonest by choice. Sooner or later, his deeds will catch up with him, and he will pay by loss of reputation, and perhaps even loss of liberty.
EGOTISM AND VANITY. These qualities serve as red lights which warn others to keep away. THEY ARE FATAL TO SUCCESS.
GUESSING INSTEAD OF THINKING. Most people are too indifferent or lazy to acquire FACTS with which to THINK ACCURATELY. They prefer to act on “opinions” created by guesswork or snap-judgments.
LACK OF CAPITAL. This is a common cause of failure among those who start out in business for the first time, without sufficient reserve of capital to absorb the shock of their mistakes, and to carry them over until they have established a REPUTATION."
The only thing I'm guilty of on the list is failure to breathe correctly. On to the 13 Steps to having tons of money and feeling superior to everyone around you:
Desire
Desire is the starting point for all achievement, the first step toward riches. But it's here that we so often run into a roadblock. A person will say, "I know what I desire, but can I get it?"
The answer was best expressed by Emerson: "There's nothing capricious in nature, and the implanting of a desire indicates that its gratification is in the constitution of the creature that feels it." In other words, you would not have the desire unless you were capable of its achievement.
Your burning desire is nothing more than an accurate picture of what you will one day become. So right here, firmly establish in your mind that which you desire more than anything else, and cherish and nurture that desire. Do not suppress or annihilate it. A man without desire has within him no principle of action, nor motive to act.
Faith
Faith is the state of mind that may be induced or created by affirmation or repeated instructions to the subconscious mind by conscious auto suggestion. By summoning over and over again a mental image of yourself already having accomplished your main desire, you will muster the faith you need. Faith is vital to accomplishment.
Have faith that you can accomplish that which you seek, for you would never have decided upon it unless it was meant for you to accomplish it. If you find it difficult at times to have faith in yourself, you may be certain that you can have faith in these principles.
Auto Suggestion
Through repeated suggestion, the subconscious mind can be put to work for you. It's the faculty of being able to concentrate your mind on your burning desire until your subconscious mind accepts it as fact and begins to devise ways of bringing it about. Here's where hunches come from, sudden flashes of thought, inspiration, or guidance.
To access the power of auto suggestion, go into some quiet spot, perhaps in bed at night. Close your eyes and repeat aloud so you may hear your own words a careful reaffirmation of whatever your goal happens to be. If it's the accumulation of a sum of money, reiterate the time limit for its accumulation and a description of the service or merchandise you intend to give in return for it. As you carry out these instructions, see yourself already in possession of your goal.
Specialized Knowledge
Knowledge is power only to the extent that it's organized into a definite plan of action and directed to a definite end. Before you can be sure of your ability to transmute desire into its monetary equivalent, you will require specialized knowledge of the service, merchandise, or profession that you intend to offer in return for fortune.
Realize that you must learn all you can about your specialty. Set aside a definite time every day for learning more about what it is you do for a living. Take the courses that are offered on your subject and associate with people who know your business well.
Imagination
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. Man's only limitation, within reason, lies in the development and use of his imagination and subsequent motivation to action. The great leaders of business, industry, and finance, and the great artists, musicians, poets, and writers became great because they developed the power of self-motivation.
As you go about your daily work, think constantly of ways in which it could be done better, more efficiently. Think of the changes that are inevitable. Can they be made now? If you feel limited, remember the words of the late Frank Lloyd Wright: "The human race built most nobly when limitations were greatest and, therefore, when most was required of imagination in order to build at all."
Decision
Analysis of several hundred people who've accumulated fortunes well beyond the million-dollar mark disclose the fact that every one of them had the habit of reaching decisions promptly and of changing these decisions slowly, if and when they were changed.
When you make up your mind, stay with it. The majority of people who fail are generally easily influenced by the opinions of others. Opinions are the cheapest commodities on earth. Keep your own counsel when you begin to put into practice the principles described here by reaching your own decisions and following them. Take no one into your confidence except the members of your mastermind alliance (as discussed later), and be very careful in your selection of this group, choosing only those who will be in complete sympathy and harmony with your purpose. Close friends and relatives, while not meaning to do so, often handicap one through uninformed opinions and sometimes through ridicule.
Persistence
Persistence is simply the power of will. Willpower and desire, when properly combined, make an irresistible pair. Persistence is to an individual what carbon is to steel. In uncounted thousands of cases, persistence has stood as the difference between success and failure. It is the lack of this quality more than any other that keeps the majority from great accomplishment. As soon as the going gets tough, they fold.
If you're to accomplish the goal you set for yourself, you must form the habit of persistence. Things will get difficult. It will seem as though there's no longer any reason to continue.
Everything in you will tell you to give up, to quit trying. It is right here that if you'll go that extra mile and keep going, the skies will clear and you'll begin to see the first signs of the abundance that is to be yours because you had the courage to persist. With persistence will come success.
Enthusiastic Support
It is of great significance that behind practically every great leader has been the supportive love and inspiration of a spouse. When things get tough — and you can count on it, they will — you may be deserted by some you thought were friends. But if you've got a good woman or man supporting you, you will never be alone. He or she will be willing to start over again if necessary and will give you the new enthusiasm that comes through faith in you.
Having someone to love is having someone to share your success and accomplishments; to give you the praise that all of us need from time to time. A person can become successful without a spouse and family, but much of the real joy is lost if it cannot be shared. Take care of your spouse and children as your greatest possessions.
Organized Planning
The first of the six steps for transforming desire into reality is the formation of a definite, practical plan through which this transformation may be made (see From Desire to Reality in Six Easy Steps, pg. 40). Once you do, it is critical that you ally yourself with one or more people or a group of as many people as you may need for the creation and carrying out of your plan. These people are your "mastermind alliance."
Before forming your mastermind alliance, decide what advantages and benefits you may offer the individual members of your group in return for their cooperation. No one will work indefinitely without compensation, though this may not always be in the form of money.
Arrange to meet with the members of your mastermind alliance at least twice a week, and more often if possible, until you have jointly perfected the necessary plan or plans for the accomplishment of your goal.
Maintain perfect harmony between yourself and every member of your mastermind alliance. Keep in mind these facts:
First, you are engaged in an undertaking of major importance to you. To be sure of success, you must have plans that are as faultless as possible.
Second, you must have the advantage of the experience, education, native ability, and imagination of other minds. This is in harmony with the methods followed by every person who has risen above the average. Work at this until you have a well-executed formal plan for reaching your objective. In this way you're never confused or wondering what you should do next. Every morning you know exactly what you're going to do and why.
Organized planning is one the most important principles, because a person without a plan is like a ship without a course. With no place to go, disaster is a probability.
The Power of the Mastermind
No two minds ever come together without thereby creating a third — a third invisible, intangible force that may be likened to a third mind. You may have noticed many times that by discussing something with another person you suddenly get good ideas as a result of the discussion, ideas you would not have gotten without this association. Well, the same thing happens to the other person. A lot of good ideas have been born in individual minds as a result of having met in committee.
Associating with your mastermind alliance is not meant as a means of letting others do your thinking for you, far from it. It is meant to stimulate your own thinking through the association with other minds. No one knows everything. The more sympathetic minds you get together — that is, minds working for a common purpose — the more related information is going to be available. Great ideas are a combination of related information.
Pick the members of your mastermind group with care. Make sure they're people you respect and who are hard working and conscientious. You'll have a lot of fun, and you'll reach your goals just that much sooner.
The Subconscious Mind
The subconscious mind is a mental area in which all inputs through any of the five senses are classified and recorded, and from which they may be recalled or withdrawn like data from the storage banks of a limitless computer. No one knows very much about what we call the subconscious mind but we do know that it is incalculably powerful and can solve our problems if we go about using it the right way.
The best way is to hold in your conscious mind as often as possible a clear picture of yourself already having accomplished your goal. Know what you want. Define it clearly, and then project it on the motion picture screen of your mind. Hold it. See yourself doing and having the things you have when your objective will have been reached. Do this as often as practical, particularly at night just before you go to sleep and the first thing upon waking. As you do this, your subconscious will begin to lead you toward your objective. Don't fight it. Follow your sudden hunches, the ideas that come into your mind, knowing that they may well represent subconscious knowledge.
If you'll keep at this, you'll be amazed and delighted by the ideas that just seem to come from nowhere.
The Power of the Brain
If you had access to all the wealth in the world and used only a penny, you would be doing exactly what most of us very probably have been doing in the use of our brains. You own in your brain the most marvelous, miraculous, inconceivably powerful force the world has ever known.
It is the brain that has given us the computer, supersonic airplane, our deep rocket probes into outer space, the sciences, and the arts. All of what we know today and will achieve tomorrow is born from this small, gray mass each of us carries around.
Can you doubt, even for a moment, that your brain can bring you and yours everything you want here on earth? Recognize its power, give it the job you've decided to accomplish, and watch it handle it.
The Sixth Sense
The sixth sense can be described as the sense through which your infinite intelligence may and will communicate. This principle is the apex of the philosophy. It can be assimilated, understood, and applied only by first mastering the other 12 principles. The sixth sense is that function of the subconscious mind that has been referred to as the creative imagination. It's also been referred to as the receiving set through which ideas flash into the mind, sometimes called hunches or inspirations.
The sixth sense cannot be described to a person who has not mastered the other principles of this philosophy, because such a person has no knowledge and no experience to serve as points of reference. The sixth sense is not something one can take off and put on at will. The ability to use this great power comes slowly through application of the other principles we've outlined. So begin to develop it now by applying the principles we've talked about here. Remember this: Man can create nothing that he does not first conceive in the form of an idea, a desire. Keep fear out of your mind. Concentrate on the mental picture of yourself achieving your desire. Cut yourself away from the average — from the mediocre — and chart your course on the dream in your heart.
These 13 principles will never let you down. You need only remember and use them.
From Desire to Reality in Six Easy StepsSix definite practical steps to transform a burning desire into reality.
1. Fix in your mind an exact picture of what you desire. It's not sufficient merely to say, for example, "I want plenty of money." Be definite as to the amount.
2. Determine exactly what you intend to give in return for the thing you desire. There's no such reality as something for nothing.
3. Establish a definite date by which you intend to possess the desired thing.
4. Create a definite plan for carrying out your desire and begin at once, whether you feel entirely ready or not to put this plan into action.
5. Write out a clear, concise statement of your responses to the preceding four steps.
6. Read your written statement aloud twice daily. Once after arising in the morning and once just before retiring at night. As you read, see and feel and believe yourself already in possession of whatever your goal happens to be.
In case any of you are wondering: I've now busted out the longest post ever. If you read this far, I don't know what to tell you. I hope your life is now changed.
Fortunately, it will be followed with 13 Keys to Sucess. So I'm not just being negative nancy here today.
From Napoleon Hill’s How To Overcome Failure And Achieve Success: 30 Ways to fail.
"Life’s greatest tragedy consists of men and women who earnestly try, and fail! The tragedy lies in the overwhelmingly large majority of people who fail, as compared to the few who succeed.
I have had the privilege of analyzing several thousand men and women, 98% of whom were classed as “failures.” There is something radically wrong with a civilization, and a system of education, which permit 98% of the people to go through life as failures. But I did not write this book for the purpose of moralizing on the rights and wrongs of the world; that would require a book a hundred times the size of this one.
My analysis work proved that there are thirty major reasons for failure, and thirteen major principles through which people accumulate fortunes. In this book, a description of the thirty major causes of failure will be given. As you go over the list, check yourself by it, point by point, for the purpose of discovering how many of these causes-of-failure stand between you and success. (This can and does apply to trading - trading for a living is a business.)
UNFAVORABLE HEREDITARY BACKGROUND. There is but little, if anything, which can be done for people who are born with a deficiency in brain power. This philosophy offers but one method of bridging this weakness—through the aid of the Master Mind. Observe with profit, however, that this is the ONLY one of the thirty causes of failure which may not be easily corrected by any individual.
LACK OF A WELL-DEFINED PURPOSE IN LIFE. There is no hope of success for the person who does not have a central purpose, or definite goal at which to aim. Ninety-eight out of every hundred of those whom I have analyzed, had no such aim. Perhaps this was the…see #3
LACK OF AMBITION TO AIM ABOVE MEDIOCRITY. We offer no hope for the person who is so indifferent as not to want to get ahead in life, and who is not willing to pay the price.
INSUFFICIENT EDUCATION. This is a handicap which may be overcome with comparative ease. Experience has proven that the best-educated people are often those who are known as “self-made,” or self-educated. It takes more than a college degree to make one a person of education. Any person who is educated is one who has learned to get whatever he wants in life without violating the rights of others. Education consists, not so much of knowledge, but of knowledge effectively and persistently APPLIED.
LACK OF SELF-DISCIPLINE. Discipline comes through self-control. This means that one must control all negative qualities. Before you can control conditions, you must first control yourself. Self-mastery is the hardest job you will ever tackle. If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self. You may see at one and the same time both your best friend and your greatest enemy, by stepping in front of a mirror.
ILL HEALTH. No person may enjoy outstanding success without good health. Many of the causes of ill health are subject to mastery and control. These, in the main are: (a) Overeating of foods not conducive to health; (b) Wrong habits of thought; giving expression to negatives. (c) Wrong use of, and over indulgence in sex. (d) Lack of proper physical exercise; (e) An inadequate supply of fresh air, due to improper breathing.
UNFAVORABLE ENVIRONMENTAL INFLUENCES DURING CHILDHOOD. “As the twig is bent, so shall the tree grow.” Most people who have criminal tendencies acquire them as the result of bad environment, and improper associates during childhood.
PROCRASTINATION. This is one of the most common causes of failure. “Old Man Procrastination” stands within the shadow of every human being, waiting his opportunity to spoil one’s chances of success. Most of us go through life as failures, because we are waiting for the “time to be right” to start doing something worthwhile. Do not wait. The time will never be “just right.” Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.
LACK OF PERSISTENCE. Most of us are good “starters” but poor “finishers” of everything we begin. Moreover, people are prone to give up at the first signs of defeat. There is no substitute for PERSISTENCE. The person who makes PERSISTENCE his watch-word, discovers that “Old Man Failure” finally becomes tired, and makes his departure. Failure cannot cope with PERSISTENCE.
NEGATIVE PERSONALITY. There is no hope of success for the person who repels people through a negative personality. Success comes through the application of POWER, and power is attained through the cooperative efforts of other people. A negative personality will not induce cooperation.
LACK OF CONTROLLED SEXUAL URGE. Sex energy is the most powerful of all the stimuli which move people into ACTION. Because it is the most powerful of the emotions, it must be controlled, through transmutation, and converted into other channels.
UNCONTROLLED DESIRE FOR “SOMETHING FOR NOTHING.” The gambling instinct drives millions of people to failure. Evidence of this may be found in a study of the Wall Street crash of ‘29, during which millions of people tried to make money by gambling on stock margins.
LACK OF A WELL DEFINED POWER OF DECISION. Men who succeed reach decisions promptly, and change them, if at all, very slowly. Men who fail, reach decisions, if at all, very slowly, and change them frequently, and quickly. Indecision and procrastination are twin brothers. Where one is found, the other may usually be found also. Kill off this pair before they completely “hog-tie” you to the treadmill of FAILURE.ONE OR MORE OF THE 6 BASIC FEARS. Poverty, Criticism, Ill health, Jealousy, Old age, Death.
WRONG SELECTION OF A MATE IN MARRIAGE. This a most common cause of failure. The relationship of marriage brings people intimately into contact. Unless this relationship is harmonious, failure is likely to follow. Moreover, it will be a form of failure that is marked by misery and unhappiness, destroying all signs of AMBITION.
OVER-CAUTION. The person who takes no chances, generally has to take whatever is left when others are through choosing. Over-caution is as bad as under-caution. Both are extremes to be guarded against. Life itself is filled with the element of chance.
WRONG SELECTION OF ASSOCIATES IN BUSINESS. This is one of the most common causes of failure in business. In marketing personal services, one should use great care to select an employer who will be an inspiration, and who is, himself, intelligent and successful. We emulate those with whom we associate most closely. Pick an employer who is worth emulating.
SUPERSTITION AND PREJUDICE. Superstition is a form of fear. It is also a sign of ignorance. Men who succeed keep open minds and are afraid of nothing.
WRONG SELECTION OF A VOCATION. No man can succeed in a line of endeavor which he does not like. The most essential step in the marketing of personal services is that of selecting an occupation into which you can throw yourself wholeheartedly.
LACK OF CONCENTRATION OF EFFORT. The “jack-of-all-trades” seldom is good at any. Concentrate all of your efforts on one DEFINITE CHIEF AIM.
THE HABIT OF INDISCRIMINATE SPENDING. The spend-thrift cannot succeed, mainly because he stands eternally in FEAR OF POVERTY. Form the habit of systematic saving by putting aside a definite percentage of your income. Money in the bank gives one a very safe foundation of COURAGE when bargaining for the sale of personal services. Without money, one must take what one is offered, and be glad to get it.
LACK OF ENTHUSIASM. Without enthusiasm one cannot be convincing. Moreover, enthusiasm is contagious, and the person who has it, under control, is generally welcome in any group of people.
INTOLERANCE. The person with a “closed” mind on any subject seldom gets ahead. Intolerance means that one has stopped acquiring knowledge. The most damaging forms of intolerance are those connected with religious, racial, and political differences of opinion.
INTEMPERANCE. The most damaging forms of intemperance are connected with eating, strong drink, and sexual activities. Overindulgence in any of these is fatal to success.
INABILITY TO COOPERATE WITH OTHERS. More people lose their positions and their big opportunities in life, because of this fault, than for all other reasons combined. It is a fault which no well-informed business man, or leader will tolerate.
POSSESSION OF POWER THAT WAS NOT ACQUIRED THROUGH SELF EFFORT. (Sons and daughters of wealthy men, and others who inherit money which they did not earn). Power in the hands of one who did not acquire it gradually, is often fatal to success. QUICK RICHES are more dangerous than poverty.
INTENTIONAL DISHONESTY. There is no substitute for honesty. One may be temporarily dishonest by force of circumstances over which one has no control, without permanent damage. But, there is NO HOPE for the person who is dishonest by choice. Sooner or later, his deeds will catch up with him, and he will pay by loss of reputation, and perhaps even loss of liberty.
EGOTISM AND VANITY. These qualities serve as red lights which warn others to keep away. THEY ARE FATAL TO SUCCESS.
GUESSING INSTEAD OF THINKING. Most people are too indifferent or lazy to acquire FACTS with which to THINK ACCURATELY. They prefer to act on “opinions” created by guesswork or snap-judgments.
LACK OF CAPITAL. This is a common cause of failure among those who start out in business for the first time, without sufficient reserve of capital to absorb the shock of their mistakes, and to carry them over until they have established a REPUTATION."
The only thing I'm guilty of on the list is failure to breathe correctly. On to the 13 Steps to having tons of money and feeling superior to everyone around you:
Desire
Desire is the starting point for all achievement, the first step toward riches. But it's here that we so often run into a roadblock. A person will say, "I know what I desire, but can I get it?"
The answer was best expressed by Emerson: "There's nothing capricious in nature, and the implanting of a desire indicates that its gratification is in the constitution of the creature that feels it." In other words, you would not have the desire unless you were capable of its achievement.
Your burning desire is nothing more than an accurate picture of what you will one day become. So right here, firmly establish in your mind that which you desire more than anything else, and cherish and nurture that desire. Do not suppress or annihilate it. A man without desire has within him no principle of action, nor motive to act.
Faith
Faith is the state of mind that may be induced or created by affirmation or repeated instructions to the subconscious mind by conscious auto suggestion. By summoning over and over again a mental image of yourself already having accomplished your main desire, you will muster the faith you need. Faith is vital to accomplishment.
Have faith that you can accomplish that which you seek, for you would never have decided upon it unless it was meant for you to accomplish it. If you find it difficult at times to have faith in yourself, you may be certain that you can have faith in these principles.
Auto Suggestion
Through repeated suggestion, the subconscious mind can be put to work for you. It's the faculty of being able to concentrate your mind on your burning desire until your subconscious mind accepts it as fact and begins to devise ways of bringing it about. Here's where hunches come from, sudden flashes of thought, inspiration, or guidance.
To access the power of auto suggestion, go into some quiet spot, perhaps in bed at night. Close your eyes and repeat aloud so you may hear your own words a careful reaffirmation of whatever your goal happens to be. If it's the accumulation of a sum of money, reiterate the time limit for its accumulation and a description of the service or merchandise you intend to give in return for it. As you carry out these instructions, see yourself already in possession of your goal.
Specialized Knowledge
Knowledge is power only to the extent that it's organized into a definite plan of action and directed to a definite end. Before you can be sure of your ability to transmute desire into its monetary equivalent, you will require specialized knowledge of the service, merchandise, or profession that you intend to offer in return for fortune.
Realize that you must learn all you can about your specialty. Set aside a definite time every day for learning more about what it is you do for a living. Take the courses that are offered on your subject and associate with people who know your business well.
Imagination
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. Man's only limitation, within reason, lies in the development and use of his imagination and subsequent motivation to action. The great leaders of business, industry, and finance, and the great artists, musicians, poets, and writers became great because they developed the power of self-motivation.
As you go about your daily work, think constantly of ways in which it could be done better, more efficiently. Think of the changes that are inevitable. Can they be made now? If you feel limited, remember the words of the late Frank Lloyd Wright: "The human race built most nobly when limitations were greatest and, therefore, when most was required of imagination in order to build at all."
Decision
Analysis of several hundred people who've accumulated fortunes well beyond the million-dollar mark disclose the fact that every one of them had the habit of reaching decisions promptly and of changing these decisions slowly, if and when they were changed.
When you make up your mind, stay with it. The majority of people who fail are generally easily influenced by the opinions of others. Opinions are the cheapest commodities on earth. Keep your own counsel when you begin to put into practice the principles described here by reaching your own decisions and following them. Take no one into your confidence except the members of your mastermind alliance (as discussed later), and be very careful in your selection of this group, choosing only those who will be in complete sympathy and harmony with your purpose. Close friends and relatives, while not meaning to do so, often handicap one through uninformed opinions and sometimes through ridicule.
Persistence
Persistence is simply the power of will. Willpower and desire, when properly combined, make an irresistible pair. Persistence is to an individual what carbon is to steel. In uncounted thousands of cases, persistence has stood as the difference between success and failure. It is the lack of this quality more than any other that keeps the majority from great accomplishment. As soon as the going gets tough, they fold.
If you're to accomplish the goal you set for yourself, you must form the habit of persistence. Things will get difficult. It will seem as though there's no longer any reason to continue.
Everything in you will tell you to give up, to quit trying. It is right here that if you'll go that extra mile and keep going, the skies will clear and you'll begin to see the first signs of the abundance that is to be yours because you had the courage to persist. With persistence will come success.
Enthusiastic Support
It is of great significance that behind practically every great leader has been the supportive love and inspiration of a spouse. When things get tough — and you can count on it, they will — you may be deserted by some you thought were friends. But if you've got a good woman or man supporting you, you will never be alone. He or she will be willing to start over again if necessary and will give you the new enthusiasm that comes through faith in you.
Having someone to love is having someone to share your success and accomplishments; to give you the praise that all of us need from time to time. A person can become successful without a spouse and family, but much of the real joy is lost if it cannot be shared. Take care of your spouse and children as your greatest possessions.
Organized Planning
The first of the six steps for transforming desire into reality is the formation of a definite, practical plan through which this transformation may be made (see From Desire to Reality in Six Easy Steps, pg. 40). Once you do, it is critical that you ally yourself with one or more people or a group of as many people as you may need for the creation and carrying out of your plan. These people are your "mastermind alliance."
Before forming your mastermind alliance, decide what advantages and benefits you may offer the individual members of your group in return for their cooperation. No one will work indefinitely without compensation, though this may not always be in the form of money.
Arrange to meet with the members of your mastermind alliance at least twice a week, and more often if possible, until you have jointly perfected the necessary plan or plans for the accomplishment of your goal.
Maintain perfect harmony between yourself and every member of your mastermind alliance. Keep in mind these facts:
First, you are engaged in an undertaking of major importance to you. To be sure of success, you must have plans that are as faultless as possible.
Second, you must have the advantage of the experience, education, native ability, and imagination of other minds. This is in harmony with the methods followed by every person who has risen above the average. Work at this until you have a well-executed formal plan for reaching your objective. In this way you're never confused or wondering what you should do next. Every morning you know exactly what you're going to do and why.
Organized planning is one the most important principles, because a person without a plan is like a ship without a course. With no place to go, disaster is a probability.
The Power of the Mastermind
No two minds ever come together without thereby creating a third — a third invisible, intangible force that may be likened to a third mind. You may have noticed many times that by discussing something with another person you suddenly get good ideas as a result of the discussion, ideas you would not have gotten without this association. Well, the same thing happens to the other person. A lot of good ideas have been born in individual minds as a result of having met in committee.
Associating with your mastermind alliance is not meant as a means of letting others do your thinking for you, far from it. It is meant to stimulate your own thinking through the association with other minds. No one knows everything. The more sympathetic minds you get together — that is, minds working for a common purpose — the more related information is going to be available. Great ideas are a combination of related information.
Pick the members of your mastermind group with care. Make sure they're people you respect and who are hard working and conscientious. You'll have a lot of fun, and you'll reach your goals just that much sooner.
The Subconscious Mind
The subconscious mind is a mental area in which all inputs through any of the five senses are classified and recorded, and from which they may be recalled or withdrawn like data from the storage banks of a limitless computer. No one knows very much about what we call the subconscious mind but we do know that it is incalculably powerful and can solve our problems if we go about using it the right way.
The best way is to hold in your conscious mind as often as possible a clear picture of yourself already having accomplished your goal. Know what you want. Define it clearly, and then project it on the motion picture screen of your mind. Hold it. See yourself doing and having the things you have when your objective will have been reached. Do this as often as practical, particularly at night just before you go to sleep and the first thing upon waking. As you do this, your subconscious will begin to lead you toward your objective. Don't fight it. Follow your sudden hunches, the ideas that come into your mind, knowing that they may well represent subconscious knowledge.
If you'll keep at this, you'll be amazed and delighted by the ideas that just seem to come from nowhere.
The Power of the Brain
If you had access to all the wealth in the world and used only a penny, you would be doing exactly what most of us very probably have been doing in the use of our brains. You own in your brain the most marvelous, miraculous, inconceivably powerful force the world has ever known.
It is the brain that has given us the computer, supersonic airplane, our deep rocket probes into outer space, the sciences, and the arts. All of what we know today and will achieve tomorrow is born from this small, gray mass each of us carries around.
Can you doubt, even for a moment, that your brain can bring you and yours everything you want here on earth? Recognize its power, give it the job you've decided to accomplish, and watch it handle it.
The Sixth Sense
The sixth sense can be described as the sense through which your infinite intelligence may and will communicate. This principle is the apex of the philosophy. It can be assimilated, understood, and applied only by first mastering the other 12 principles. The sixth sense is that function of the subconscious mind that has been referred to as the creative imagination. It's also been referred to as the receiving set through which ideas flash into the mind, sometimes called hunches or inspirations.
The sixth sense cannot be described to a person who has not mastered the other principles of this philosophy, because such a person has no knowledge and no experience to serve as points of reference. The sixth sense is not something one can take off and put on at will. The ability to use this great power comes slowly through application of the other principles we've outlined. So begin to develop it now by applying the principles we've talked about here. Remember this: Man can create nothing that he does not first conceive in the form of an idea, a desire. Keep fear out of your mind. Concentrate on the mental picture of yourself achieving your desire. Cut yourself away from the average — from the mediocre — and chart your course on the dream in your heart.
These 13 principles will never let you down. You need only remember and use them.
From Desire to Reality in Six Easy StepsSix definite practical steps to transform a burning desire into reality.
1. Fix in your mind an exact picture of what you desire. It's not sufficient merely to say, for example, "I want plenty of money." Be definite as to the amount.
2. Determine exactly what you intend to give in return for the thing you desire. There's no such reality as something for nothing.
3. Establish a definite date by which you intend to possess the desired thing.
4. Create a definite plan for carrying out your desire and begin at once, whether you feel entirely ready or not to put this plan into action.
5. Write out a clear, concise statement of your responses to the preceding four steps.
6. Read your written statement aloud twice daily. Once after arising in the morning and once just before retiring at night. As you read, see and feel and believe yourself already in possession of whatever your goal happens to be.
In case any of you are wondering: I've now busted out the longest post ever. If you read this far, I don't know what to tell you. I hope your life is now changed.
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
The Rebirth of Hockey?
Ever since the USA came close to beating Canada in Hockey, all I hear on ESPN and sports talk radio is "Are you going to start watching more hockey now?" Honestly, my answer is NO. For the record, I didn't watch a single game during the Olympics. I had mild interest in reading recaps of the games and found the hinted comparisons with the 'Miracle' squad to be reaching. Was it a great Olympic moment? Absolutely. Does enjoyment of that game mean we should start slavishly watching NHL Hockey 8 hours a week? HECK NO.
Why? Time, Money & Women. Every sports fan has a limited amount of time to devote to watching games and that often gets cut by women, movies, women, TV or actually doing something - with a woman. If I have time to watch sports, I want it to be meaningful, not one of the 100 games in a season. (I have the same problem with NBA, MLB, even college basketball). Call me when the post season rolls around. That's the beauty of football, every game is meaningful and worth watching. There are simply too many demands on our time to make room for more Hockey. Worse yet, the NHL is very inaccessible, now only Vs. and I'd have to upgrade my dish to get it - woman says NO. Plus games are very expensive to go to - women generally don't want to go, especially if its hockey. I'd rather blow my money on something else - like a movie, nachos, ammunition, or diamonds!
The media are always trying to say with righteous indignation that they don't shape opinion, they just reflect it... blah, blah, blah. This is a clear case where they have an agenda. So my message to them is GET OFF MY BACK! I'LL WATCH WHEN I'M GOOD AND READY, YOU GOT THAT?!!??
Friday, February 12, 2010
Stop Patronizing Me
Valentine's Day is just around the corner and I'm already sick of the holiday. Not because of my beautiful wife or spending time with her (which I am very much looking forward to) but due to the idiotic commercials aimed at men for 3 weeks prior to the event. They are in a word, INSUFFERABLE!!
Zales, Kay, Jared, etc. all push heart shaped necklaces during this holiday. Do women actually wear those heart-shaped diamond necklaces on any occasion other than Valentines Day? I'm no expert, but I don't recall seeing many - ok never. But that's not the end of it. Then we get the "theme" jewelry that has symbolic meaning - like a cheesy union of two silver bodies wrapped around a diamond? To make it worse, these commercials come with corny one-liners and women swooning . Seriously? Why would an unwanted, unnecessary, and tacky gift bring out the passion?
Next, I get a barrage of YOU-ARE-AN-IDIOT sports radio spots for everything from jewelry to massages to restaurants.... "Guys! Want to control the remote all day? Send her to our spa so we can treat her like a queen. You get to watch sports and be the hero, and your princess will come home very appreciative." I nearly puked in my mouth when I heard that one.
Not to mention how many ads start off with "Guys! Don't forget..." How could I?? I'd have to be living under a rock. Plus, most people don't usually celebrate right on the 14th, so you have plenty of opportunities - Women especially enjoy this as it turns the holiday into some sort of love Hanukkahesque festival lasting nearly 3 days.
The message I've had pounded into my head can be summarized as:
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The worst part of this patronizing barrage of commercials? They reinforce the notion that men should pay money to get sex - and women love it! Why does any woman find it romantic to be treated like a prostitute? The advertisers would turn us all into mindless Johns and 50 cent hookers. Men are nothing but glorified ATM machines to their women, who return soulless sex for gifts. The satanic notion of "anything in this world can be bought with money" is sadly taught 24/7 in connection with a holiday that is meant to celebrate love - a selfless, ideal that implies sacrifice, not bribes.
Do I have some solutions? No. This is a blog, not a place of answers. But we can be sure to blame Repulicans and corporations for these problems. Have a nice Valentines Day.
Zales, Kay, Jared, etc. all push heart shaped necklaces during this holiday. Do women actually wear those heart-shaped diamond necklaces on any occasion other than Valentines Day? I'm no expert, but I don't recall seeing many - ok never. But that's not the end of it. Then we get the "theme" jewelry that has symbolic meaning - like a cheesy union of two silver bodies wrapped around a diamond? To make it worse, these commercials come with corny one-liners and women swooning . Seriously? Why would an unwanted, unnecessary, and tacky gift bring out the passion?
Next, I get a barrage of YOU-ARE-AN-IDIOT sports radio spots for everything from jewelry to massages to restaurants.... "Guys! Want to control the remote all day? Send her to our spa so we can treat her like a queen. You get to watch sports and be the hero, and your princess will come home very appreciative." I nearly puked in my mouth when I heard that one.
Not to mention how many ads start off with "Guys! Don't forget..." How could I?? I'd have to be living under a rock. Plus, most people don't usually celebrate right on the 14th, so you have plenty of opportunities - Women especially enjoy this as it turns the holiday into some sort of love Hanukkahesque festival lasting nearly 3 days.
The message I've had pounded into my head can be summarized as:
- You are an idiot who can't remember Valentines Day
- You hate romance, let someone else do it for you
- You need tacky jewelry and one-liners to get some action
- You'd better not screw this up
The worst part of this patronizing barrage of commercials? They reinforce the notion that men should pay money to get sex - and women love it! Why does any woman find it romantic to be treated like a prostitute? The advertisers would turn us all into mindless Johns and 50 cent hookers. Men are nothing but glorified ATM machines to their women, who return soulless sex for gifts. The satanic notion of "anything in this world can be bought with money" is sadly taught 24/7 in connection with a holiday that is meant to celebrate love - a selfless, ideal that implies sacrifice, not bribes.Do I have some solutions? No. This is a blog, not a place of answers. But we can be sure to blame Repulicans and corporations for these problems. Have a nice Valentines Day.
Monday, February 08, 2010
Taboo lifted by SB44
Wow. I'm still shocked the Colts lost, especially due to a pick-6 on "the greatest QB ever." I guess the great Peyton Manning showed he's still weak in the post season with a 9-9 record. I'm very happy for the Saints. Take those bags off your heads and breathe in the gumbo; a well deserved win. It almost reminds me of Creek loosing to Columbine back in 99. Sometimes Karma dictates a win for the fans.
Despite the drama and pageantry of the game, the best part of the Super Bowl for me was an ad that has broken a taboo barrier imposed on me by the boss.
For years, I have joked about what sort of food I'd like to be buried in (after I'm dead, unlike the commercial). The boss said I could never blog about it due to the humiliation it would bring to me, but now that Doritos has made this sort of ritual public; I see no shame in giving my Top 5:
Despite the drama and pageantry of the game, the best part of the Super Bowl for me was an ad that has broken a taboo barrier imposed on me by the boss.
For years, I have joked about what sort of food I'd like to be buried in (after I'm dead, unlike the commercial). The boss said I could never blog about it due to the humiliation it would bring to me, but now that Doritos has made this sort of ritual public; I see no shame in giving my Top 5:
- Beans & Rice - the good stuff from Puerto Rico. Developed during my mission in Boston, I often hoped we would knock on the door of some family making a massive dinner.
- Biscuits & Gravy - developed during my college years.
- A Cafe Rio Salad, smothered in the Tomatillo Ranch Dressing.
- Green Curry with Japanese Eggplant
- Corn Chips with a dual chamber crock pot stewing Nacho Cheese and Little Smokies marinating in BBQ sauce. Yes, prime Super Bowl fare.
The question is would this stuff be in containers or just dumped on me? Considering the dignity I owe my maker in death, I would have to go with containers to abstain from gross sacrilege. If you think there is some other food to be considered please let the boss know so she can plan accordingly.
Saturday, February 06, 2010
Who am I?
Since I don't do face book surveys often, I thought I'd bust one out for posterity or to make this horcrux more potent. Here it goes.
if I were a day of the week, I'd be Tuesday - yes, I'm that boring
if I were a time of day, I'd be 4:30 PM - always my most effective time of the day
if I were a direction, I'd be NORTH. Simply due to some great one-liners from Superman.
if I were a tree, I'd be the Avatar Tree - because I want naked blue aliens living on me.
if I were a tool, I'd be the Akron Hammer.
if I were a flower I'd be a carnation just to see if my wife would still love me.
if I were a musical instrument I'd be a Gong - I would sound profound all the time.
if I were a color, I'd be the color of sweat - oh yeah, I work that hard.
if I were a fruit, I'd be NONE.
if I were an element, I'd be plutonium.
if I were a food, I'd be pizza, it can be breakfast, desert, dinner, Mexican, Chinese, even Italian.
if I were a place, I'd be the bachelor pad in the Tron Legacy trailer.
if I were a material, I'd be polyester - to honor my ancestors.
if I were a scent, I'd be bacon.
if I were an object I'd be the all-spark or the matrix of leadership.
if I were a song I'd be Turbo Lover.
MAN STUFF
if I were any boxer I'd be Ivan Drago
if I were any barbarian I'd be Conan
if I were any Jedi I'd be Obi-wan
if I were any death-eater I'd be Lucius Malfoy - just for the hair
if I were any super hero I'd have Peter Petrelli's original power
if I were any stormtrooper I'd be a snowtrooper from Empire.
if I were any football player I'd be Nate Newton
if I were any baseball player I'd be John Kruck
if I were any basketball player I'd be Charles Barkley
if I were any hockey player I'd be Adam Foote
if I were any soccer player I'd be... the goalie who got shot
Alas, I am none of these things. Just a boring blogger.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Geeking Out pt. 2
In 2009 I saw the trailer for Star Trek and completely geeked out over it. This year, I think I've found my next geek-out film. To have the full geek-out experience, shut off the lights, maximize the window and crank up the volume...
I know what some of you may be thinking. Tron is for nerds. It explains how computers work in bad body suits. Sucher noted it could be one of the most depressing/boring films he's ever seen. He has a buddy where their family watches the original Tron every year during the holidays - and I thought my family was odd.
Did I like the first flick? Yes, but I do recall it being rather tiresome. So once again, I look to the future where nerds everywhere can have their old fetishes become cool and us Star Wars fans will just have to grind our teeth down to the bloody nerve. Here is the old light cycle race from the original Tron to provide a sense of how far its come.
Shoot. Now I gotta get one of those red outfits with the crazy hats for Halloween.
I know what some of you may be thinking. Tron is for nerds. It explains how computers work in bad body suits. Sucher noted it could be one of the most depressing/boring films he's ever seen. He has a buddy where their family watches the original Tron every year during the holidays - and I thought my family was odd.
Did I like the first flick? Yes, but I do recall it being rather tiresome. So once again, I look to the future where nerds everywhere can have their old fetishes become cool and us Star Wars fans will just have to grind our teeth down to the bloody nerve. Here is the old light cycle race from the original Tron to provide a sense of how far its come.
Shoot. Now I gotta get one of those red outfits with the crazy hats for Halloween.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Poor FAV-re
Man Crush, I can't believe I'm going to say this: I feel sorry for you. That was a gritty performance after a brilliant season, only to see it end in a very cruel irony of a 2nd career ending interception. Thus cementing your legacy as the king of interceptions, not the best QB of all times. That's got to be a jagged, bitter pill to swallow...
Maybe the trainer can give you a cortisol shot for that. But here is the real reason you lost.
Prince.
Yes. The dude formerly known as a symbol CURSED your team with the most HEINOUS fight song since the San Diego Chargers (also inept at winning it all despite superior talent). Clearly the football gods could not allow a team with any connection to that ultra-pathetic fight song tp win a super bowl. Hence, your inexplicable 5-turnover defeat in overtime.
Prince Purple and Gold Lyrics - Watch today’s top amazing videos here
I think I'm proud to be a Broncos fan after this morsel of perspective.
Maybe the trainer can give you a cortisol shot for that. But here is the real reason you lost.
Prince.
Yes. The dude formerly known as a symbol CURSED your team with the most HEINOUS fight song since the San Diego Chargers (also inept at winning it all despite superior talent). Clearly the football gods could not allow a team with any connection to that ultra-pathetic fight song tp win a super bowl. Hence, your inexplicable 5-turnover defeat in overtime.
Prince Purple and Gold Lyrics - Watch today’s top amazing videos here
I think I'm proud to be a Broncos fan after this morsel of perspective.
TEOTWAWKI
Today the Rooster and I got into another round of musings over the Second Coming, also known to secular society as TEOTWAWKI (tee-o-tuh-wa-ki) or The End Of The World As We Know It. I am going to here and now give a stunning and bold prediction: it will happen between 2026 - 2080. Read below for my prediction of the exact year.
I'm well aware the Bible says "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." (Matt 24:36) However, the Lord only specifies the day and hour are unknown. If we follow the 7,000 year timeline we can get a decent understanding of where we are in relation to the Second Coming (http://scriptures.lds.org/en/bd/chrono).
So let's say the 250 years started right at the time of that revelation in 1830. That would put an expiration date on TEOTWAWKI of 2080 (1830 + 250). However, it could be argued the latter-day work had already commenced and a guess of 1820 or the first vision would give us a date of 2070. But is this limited to the Prophet and all subsequent work? I think not. We have recorded that many of the founding fathers requested their temple work to be done by John Taylor in the St. George Temple. Their work could officially be started on July 2, 1776 with the Declaration of Independence. Using that date as the start of the 11th hour, I get an expiration date of 2026.
So will you be ready to meet your maker in a mere sixteen years? Still want to keep up those life insurance policies? (I'm joking). This is the part where most of you are going over untold, unreferenced quotes by General Authorities on the subject. Just give up. And in case you haven't noticed, my whole theory is essentially bunk.
But wait! One last theory. I've got the year pegged, and believe me I'll be happy to be proven wrong. But here it is... Assuming we are dead on with the years chronologically, meaning the 2,000th anniversary of Christ's birth was the year 2000; I'd say TEOTWAWKI or better put, The Morning of the First Resurrection will occur on the anniversary of THE resurrection of the Lord who was crucified on April 3rd, and raised on April 6th. This coincides nicely with the birth of the Lord on April 6, and the organization of the Church in the Last Days on April 6th. What year? Jesus was 33 at the time of his death. This puts my estimate on 2033. I won't bother to say the day, because the prior scripture says no one knows the day.
Needless to say, if I'm still alive you'll be able to find me at the Temple on April 6, 2033. Until then, act like its tomorrow or just party like its 1999 until December 21, 2012.
Here is the Rooster's Contribution as well as some fun light reading:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl21.htm
2047-SEP-14: According to The Church of !BLAIR!, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, UK time). The church teaches, with tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. The Gods don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that time, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with gigantic burritos. You have been warned. ;-)
Unfortunately, the Church is no longer online to reinforce their warnings.
I'm well aware the Bible says "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." (Matt 24:36) However, the Lord only specifies the day and hour are unknown. If we follow the 7,000 year timeline we can get a decent understanding of where we are in relation to the Second Coming (http://scriptures.lds.org/en/bd/chrono).
Modern revelation gives us particular insight into the moment in which we stand. "For behold, the field is white already to harvest; and it is the eleventh hour, and the last time that I shall call laborers into my vineyard." (D&C 33:3). That statement was given by the Lord in a revelation to Joseph Smith in October 1830. It is possible the 11th hour is just a metaphor to help us understand the time is close, hence 6,000 years divided by 24 hours gives us 250 year time periods or hours.
I know I should be dividing 1,000 years by 24 hours giving me 41.6 years, but that means TEOTWAWKI should have happened in 1872 (rounded) and incidentally, that is the year Charles Taz Russel founded the Jehovah's Witnesses.... Right. So my modified theory of 250 years must be accurate or we'd all be doing the Millennium thing right now.So let's say the 250 years started right at the time of that revelation in 1830. That would put an expiration date on TEOTWAWKI of 2080 (1830 + 250). However, it could be argued the latter-day work had already commenced and a guess of 1820 or the first vision would give us a date of 2070. But is this limited to the Prophet and all subsequent work? I think not. We have recorded that many of the founding fathers requested their temple work to be done by John Taylor in the St. George Temple. Their work could officially be started on July 2, 1776 with the Declaration of Independence. Using that date as the start of the 11th hour, I get an expiration date of 2026.
So will you be ready to meet your maker in a mere sixteen years? Still want to keep up those life insurance policies? (I'm joking). This is the part where most of you are going over untold, unreferenced quotes by General Authorities on the subject. Just give up. And in case you haven't noticed, my whole theory is essentially bunk.
But wait! One last theory. I've got the year pegged, and believe me I'll be happy to be proven wrong. But here it is... Assuming we are dead on with the years chronologically, meaning the 2,000th anniversary of Christ's birth was the year 2000; I'd say TEOTWAWKI or better put, The Morning of the First Resurrection will occur on the anniversary of THE resurrection of the Lord who was crucified on April 3rd, and raised on April 6th. This coincides nicely with the birth of the Lord on April 6, and the organization of the Church in the Last Days on April 6th. What year? Jesus was 33 at the time of his death. This puts my estimate on 2033. I won't bother to say the day, because the prior scripture says no one knows the day.
Needless to say, if I'm still alive you'll be able to find me at the Temple on April 6, 2033. Until then, act like its tomorrow or just party like its 1999 until December 21, 2012.
Here is the Rooster's Contribution as well as some fun light reading:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl21.htm
2047-SEP-14: According to The Church of !BLAIR!, the human race will probably be terminated at 3:28 AM (Soho, UK time). The church teaches, with tongue firmly in cheek, that if the human race does not discard their plastic conformity, then the Gods will withdraw their protection. The Gods don't want us to worship them; they don't want sacrifices or even offerings. They just want us to rid itself of our excessive "Normalcy". At that time, Astro-Lemurs (extra-terrestrials similar in shape to lemurs, but with rainbow colored bodies) will attack the entire human race and beat them to death with gigantic burritos. You have been warned. ;-)
Unfortunately, the Church is no longer online to reinforce their warnings.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
The Truth about this Blog
None of you guessed, but it was my intention all along. This blog is a Horcrux. Think about it.I pour the essence of my soul into this blog, just like Tom Riddle and his "Diary." Like Tommy, I have the power to make my readers do things against their own will... such as watching 80s BMX dance videos. For you folks that are clueless on what I'm talking about and would like to know how or why I captured the essence of my soul in this blog, check out the following link. http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Horcrux (the tips and warnings must be read!)
So who did I kill to for this maniacal plot to live forever? The cool side of myself... by writing this post. Ouch the truth hurts, but now I can never die. Unless Google's "cloud" servers are destroyed. And that won't happen because we all know that "cloud" will become Skynet, which means I will become the Terminator and the T-1000 and travel through time to preserve this blog, not to win some stupid war with puny humans.
Rad
Major benefit of being a child of the 80s? Knowing what it was like to use the word rad and be cool. Plus, it meant we got sweet BMX racing movies. I've shared this with a few of you before, but it needs to be logged for posterity. In a perfect 80s world run by the Cobra Kai, everyone would be forced at nunchuck-point to watch this movie. Here is a sample. Prepare to be amazed.
SdmaMadDog, one of the great sages of 80s lore said the following about this clip:
Dude, ROFLOL. I have never seen such CHEESE. Incredibly horrible. I thought I saw Bart Conner in there, when he is the bad guy, unintentional comedy factor of the highest degree (especially when the writers can't even bother to change his first name!).
The story of Cru Jones, a young man who can overcome all obstacles that prevent him from participating in the BMX race "Helltrack." As he works towards his dream, Cru falls in love with Christian, an amateur racer. With the help of Christian and her friends, can Cru's "Rad Racing Team" defeat the top BMX factory rider, Bart Taylor ?
The 80s were my high school years and I saw break dancing in gyms but never, ever bmx!!! Thanks for a blast from the past. Now you have an name for your son...........presenting Cru Fletcher!!!
SdmaMadDog, one of the great sages of 80s lore said the following about this clip:
Dude, ROFLOL. I have never seen such CHEESE. Incredibly horrible. I thought I saw Bart Conner in there, when he is the bad guy, unintentional comedy factor of the highest degree (especially when the writers can't even bother to change his first name!).
The story of Cru Jones, a young man who can overcome all obstacles that prevent him from participating in the BMX race "Helltrack." As he works towards his dream, Cru falls in love with Christian, an amateur racer. With the help of Christian and her friends, can Cru's "Rad Racing Team" defeat the top BMX factory rider, Bart Taylor ?
The 80s were my high school years and I saw break dancing in gyms but never, ever bmx!!! Thanks for a blast from the past. Now you have an name for your son...........presenting Cru Fletcher!!!
Saturday, January 16, 2010
500 Days of Summer & Little Anita
Admittedly, the title of this post sounds bad. But the content will hopefully be better. Today I thoroughly enjoyed some good food and a movie and feel compelled by the universe or habit to talk about them (surprise).
Little Anita's, New Mexican Foods - Dang. Sick probably isn't a good way to describe a restaurant, but that's my word. This place is SICK. To make the word even odder, I've appraised the food processing facility for this restaurant and can testify the food for this place is made in profound cleanliness. The owner explained that bleach, etc. does not kill germs, hot water does - at 500 degrees, 2x a day. Books can't stand it and neither can evil germs. I'd recommend this place to Howard Hughes or germaphobes if I could only guarantee the individual restaurants were run in such a fashion. I absolutely destroyed the breakfast burrito they brought out to me smothered in green chili and cheese. I know its polite or some sign of self-control to leave some food on your plate when you dine out to show others you are mature, cool, whatever. Today, I didn't give a rip. I cleaned that plate with pride. Mom, you would have been proud. My ex O-line coach and teammates would have demanded I order another! Corporate America and the core work-out video sadist would have been ashamed. Well bullocks to them. To top it all off, a tasty sopapilla is included with every meal (eat your heart out Casa Bonita). Its like going to New Mexico Mexican food heaven. The blue corn enchiladas with the green sauce are also quite good. No, SICK. Go there and leave your inhibitions at the door. http://www.littleanitas.com/
500 Days of Summer - Dang. This movie was my cup of tea. Non-linear. Very random, full of odd references ala Simpsons or Scrubs style comedy done in Sundance style. Of course, like most indie RomComs, this flick got a little too serious for itself near the end, but was a highly enjoyable experience. The sections with jokes parodying foreign films were awesome. Additionally, the split screen reality vs. expectations sequence was tremendous. Overall, it is a wonderful portrayal of the ecstasy and angst associated with the male crush. It pushed profanity to the limit of PG-13, so don't get upset with me for recommending (with two firm thumbs and lower lip nod of approval) a relatively unwholesome but seriously hilarious movie.
Little Anita's, New Mexican Foods - Dang. Sick probably isn't a good way to describe a restaurant, but that's my word. This place is SICK. To make the word even odder, I've appraised the food processing facility for this restaurant and can testify the food for this place is made in profound cleanliness. The owner explained that bleach, etc. does not kill germs, hot water does - at 500 degrees, 2x a day. Books can't stand it and neither can evil germs. I'd recommend this place to Howard Hughes or germaphobes if I could only guarantee the individual restaurants were run in such a fashion. I absolutely destroyed the breakfast burrito they brought out to me smothered in green chili and cheese. I know its polite or some sign of self-control to leave some food on your plate when you dine out to show others you are mature, cool, whatever. Today, I didn't give a rip. I cleaned that plate with pride. Mom, you would have been proud. My ex O-line coach and teammates would have demanded I order another! Corporate America and the core work-out video sadist would have been ashamed. Well bullocks to them. To top it all off, a tasty sopapilla is included with every meal (eat your heart out Casa Bonita). Its like going to New Mexico Mexican food heaven. The blue corn enchiladas with the green sauce are also quite good. No, SICK. Go there and leave your inhibitions at the door. http://www.littleanitas.com/ Sunday, January 03, 2010
Bleeding Orange and the Blues
I know I posted that the Broncos franchise was dead during pre-season and I was nearly ready to eat my hat after a 6-0 start. But the 2-8 finish was simply UNBEARABLE to watch after getting my hopes up. At least I got to put the A.1. Sauce away and save my hat for the rest of winter. And yes, even Darth Vader is wiping away a tear after missing the playoffs yet again due to a massive late season collapse.
I know, I know I should be happy with an 8-8 season, but it feels like deja-vu all over again from last season. Guess what? We're going to trade Brandon Marshall in the off season! Maybe even to Chicago! What a gas!!! Why don't we just do it all over again!?!
I know, I know, I know we are rebuilding and 8-8 is a fine way to start rebuilding. So I should just quit whining and enjoy the fact we caught 4 or 5 teams with their pants down and punched them in the mouth. And to think the name "McMastermind" was once floating around this town. To top off the angst of the season, our beloved "Barrel Man" super-fan died on December 5. http://www.denverpost.com/ci_13934615. Rest in peace as you sail off into that great orange sunset. As for the living, we can only hope for next season.
Avatar - IMAX 3D
There is a cliche that some movies are more than cinema, they are events. Things to be experienced so one can participate in the human conversation. I dare say this film lives up to that hype. In short, it is a glimpse at the future of cinema.The 3D effect in IMAX was spectacular. I occasionally noticed the glasses or saw imperfections with the 3D, but I can live with that. I won't bore you tyring to describe it. It is simply amazing to behold and must be done in IMAX 3D. Watching this at home will not even be close. One note about the design of the world - if you are a big fan of the band Yes and feel like Roger Dean was hosed, check this out:
http://io9.com/5426120/did-prog-rocks-greatest-artist-inspire-avatar-all-signs-point-to-yes/gallery/ now, go chain yourself to something and protest.
Which brings me to the controversial plot of the film. Hollywood used to make epic religious movies such as the 10 Commandments, Ben-Hur and The Greatest Story Ever Told. Things have not changed, but the religion being taught has. Soylent Green was a pioneer of sorts, but the green religion has gained full acceptance and is now taught in principle by such films as Wall-E, Avatar, The Day the Earth Stood Still, The Day after Tomorrow... the list is long http://www.alternate-energy-sources.com/green-movies.html. Preaching or cautionary tales? Probably somewhere in between and I can live with that. But the green stuff was minor. This movie was more about manifest destiny and cultural superiority. Here are some of the usual jabs at Republicans and Conservatives:
- A future where corporations run everything, ruin everything and are total idiots
- Americans and the military are the bad guys
- Scientists are the altruistic good people who only care about love and hope (not funding)
- While Americans are totally evil, the natives (other cultures) are portrayed as completely good
- American culture seeks "unobtainium" or happiness in unobtainable ways/means. The real way to achieve happiness is a return to nature and no bathing
- Tons of blue humanoid aliens running around essentially naked in nothing but loin-cloths.
- Total rejection of America by exiling nearly all humans and then the main character sheds his humanity to become alien and live the green life.
- Machine guns that far into the future? Please! tell me we've figured out some better weaponry if we can fly across the galaxy (not a political thing, just stupid IMHO).
The filmmakers seem to be suffering from tremendous guilt by association as Americans for all of our atrocities against African American slaves and Native American Indians (the blue Navi people seem to be a combination of the two). Not to mention lack of socialistic systems such as universal health care and the future destruction of the planet.
The Rooster made a good observation that perhaps more than guilt, the film was about the desire to escape sin and its consequences. The final sequence of the main character sending the humans away and giving up his body to become alien (and whole) are supreme symbols of Mr. Cameron's loss of faith in humanity thanks to George W. Bush and his desire to have his sins by association forgiven. Or he just feels real bad about his carbon footprint. OK. Maybe that's a bit extreme, but interesting to think about.
IN FAIRNESS - We need cautionary tales. Its why we study history, scriptures and sometimes fiction to avoid repeating the same mistakes. While I may not be thrilled with the political overtones of the film, is it so terrible to show people fighting for other's life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness? Even if it is different from our own?
The Rooster also pointed out this movie has some similarities with the Ender Series written by Orson Scott Card (highly recommended). Ender appeared to be the only human willing to understand and even love apparently hostile alien species. Because of his work to understand 
others, he saved humanity from committing horrible atrocities. This movie seems to follow a similar theme and its a good message if you can ignore the political trappings.
So why must current filmmakers continue to envision a future where corporations destroy the planet and hate all other alien cultures? Especially ourselves? Could it not be argued that capitalism has done tremendous good for the standard of living across the world? Given tolerance to things that used to be intolerable? If anything we are on the right, not the wrong track. At least the folks at Star Trek hold out a relatively positive view of the future for humanity and so do I. Perhaps I could say our current relationship of spirit and body is like the Avatar experience? So rather than shed my humanity and seek life as something else; I'll trust the Gospel ideals of repentance, forgiveness of sin and resurrection as the true way to have the burdens of guilt and sin lifted and find true happiness.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
My Sister's Keeper is G.I. Joe & The Mist List
Am I a bad person? Most would probably say yes - if they were in the room while I watched My Sister's Keeper. The film is an adaptation of a Jodi Picoult novel designed to do two things. 1. Get you seething with anger 2. Make you cry.On the other side of the coin, G.I. Joe had two purposes, 1. Make me say words like cool, awesome and rad 2. Fill me delusions of grandeur that I could be a super-solider fighting alongside hot solider chicks, hunting down hot villain chicks and Scottish guys with metal faces.
Both of these movies share the same annoying problem. Blatantly pandering to my emotions and lack of a safety tip at the end of the film.
Obviously all movies have some sort of agenda when telling their story. But when the agenda takes over everything... I check out and go into ridicule mode. A mode I dislike because it usually gets me in trouble with the boss who hates my sass; but I can't help it. So on this evening, I spent two some-odd hours ripping on a film with a girl puking blood and her family disintegrating. Yes, I am a bad person.
Don't get me wrong, I tear up all the time. Here is a quick spontaneous list of flicks that got me misty (which does not mean full on tears, just the welling of the eyes):
- The Shawshank Redemption
- UP
- My Life
- Armageddon
- Charlie (I had no idea she would die)
- Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
- Its a Wonderful Life
- Steel Magnolias
- Top Gun
- Schindler's list
- Saving Private Ryan
- Bridge to Terrabithia
- Shadowlands
- Fellowship of the Ring - LOTR
- The Mail Box
- Cypher in the Snow
- Glory
- Ponet
- Big Fish
- P.S. I Love You
- The Fountain
- Cinema Paradiso
- Hoosiers
- The Blind Side
OK. I'll stop, you get the picture. When I left on my mission back in the day, I couldn't get tears to save my life. I actually prayed once to be able to more fully feel emotion so I could relate to others. Ask and ye shall receive. Some of you may be mocking me right now.
A. Fools mock, but they shall mourn http://scriptures.lds.org/en/ether/12 (see v. 26)
B. I have only two words for you: Wife Points. Yes, brother... Wife Points.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Sunday, Lovely Sunday
I'm going to state something each of you intrinsically knows deep down... with every fiber of your being - The Best Meal of the Week happens after Church. Why? Here are some possible reasons:
Some of you might be thinking you love church in the afternoon because it means you get to sleep in. If you are thinking that, I hope you enjoy not having small children. Adorable as they are, they vaporize the very thought of sleeping in. So naturally, my catching up has to be done via naps. But naps aren't the only reason I loathe "the start time" of afternoon church. Here are a few more.
- Your brain associates the end of church with breaking a fast and therefore you have a "Pavlovian" need to consume food, which always tastes better after a period of abstinence.
- We rush so much to get to church that we don't have a proper meal before leaving, making us famished during the 3rd hour.
- After feasting spiritually, our physical stomachs throw a tantrum for being left out.
- It is a special time to reconnect with our instinctive roots to hunt and gather, scavenge and use our cunning to acquire food before others do, thus ensuring our survival.
- Leftovers Rock!!
- Ravenous eating ensures a stellar nap afterward.
Some of you might be thinking you love church in the afternoon because it means you get to sleep in. If you are thinking that, I hope you enjoy not having small children. Adorable as they are, they vaporize the very thought of sleeping in. So naturally, my catching up has to be done via naps. But naps aren't the only reason I loathe "the start time" of afternoon church. Here are a few more.
- The post church feeding frenzy is dampened due to the fact a real meal will likely be ready in 1 hour. This causes wifemom to yell at you for only doing what is RIGHT and NATURAL after church!!
- 1-4 PM is natural nap time for infants and toddlers who take revenge on all with ears to hear when their schedule is thrown off.
- Home teaching at 10:00 AM is not as cool as 4:00 PM. End of story.
- The ward before you messes up all of the chairs.
- The day or WEEKEND is pretty much over when you get home. Tears.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Copper Thoughts
Some random thoughts from my trip today to Copper Mountain.- Never go to a major resort during the Christmas season. This place made Disneyland lines seem like a fast food joint. It took nearly an hour in line for the first lift, while my ankles cursed me.
- Which leads me to my second thought. Ski boots could be the most painful things invented since the corset. I thought I was going to break my ankle getting my foot into the boot. 18th century Victorian chicks have nothing on me. $2o says the CIA is putting those things on terrorists and making them walk around until they talk.
- I used to fancy my attitude on the slopes in a Stone Temple Pilots sort of fashion. The problem with that is I have no skill for moguls or the vertical limit. I therefore accept my style has changed to James Taylor, which was playing in my mental ipod during a few relaxing runs down the hill. Like good cheese, I age well... with all kinds of fungus.
- My most profound cursing moments have generally occurred either skiing, snowshoeing, or installing a ceiling fan. As you could guess, they all stem from my tremendous ineptitude in both major and minor motor skills. However, I'm proud to say that despite trying to teach Julie to ski today and suffering a few wipe-outs, no string of profanity passed my lips. Once again, cheese... fungus, and my first born appears to be a natural, showing the gene pool can be spared from its predecessors.
Yeah. That's why I don't do moguls.
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